Latest sources of amusement
Subtly-wrong complaints, particularly applying complaints to things to which they don't quite fit:
"I don't like this street. I want a different street."
"Today sucks. I want my money back." Or, "Being female sucks. I want my money back." (Not as a reference to a sex-change operation; just in general.)
Judgmental descriptions:
"Macadamia nut pie is like pecan pie, but with better nuts." Not different nuts, better nuts.
Altering cliches:
"Her behavior was below and behind the call of duty."
"The spirit is willing, but the flesh is whiny."
"I don't like this street. I want a different street."
"Today sucks. I want my money back." Or, "Being female sucks. I want my money back." (Not as a reference to a sex-change operation; just in general.)
Judgmental descriptions:
"Macadamia nut pie is like pecan pie, but with better nuts." Not different nuts, better nuts.
Altering cliches:
"Her behavior was below and behind the call of duty."
"The spirit is willing, but the flesh is whiny."
Labels: Humor (I hope)
posted by Amy at 4:45 PM
2 Comments:
Hilarious! I cracked up at each one of these!
So you're thinking of a Germany trip?? I'm just now getting all my Scheisse back in order, but stay tuned for email! :)
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