More Thoughts About Freeways

After miles of traffic lights every few feet, I finally made it to I-90. As I got on the entrance ramp I thought, "Ah freeway! I feel so free! Oh, wait, that's just because I'm not wearing a bra." (The odd thing was, I actually was wearing a bra.)

I debated posting this, but decided it was too funny not too. Please, somebody, vindicate me.