What the bored mind won't come up with

Today, I was watching this security training video, and so my mind strayed to any distraction it could find. At some point, I had a line of thought that went something like this:

Man, I wonder if anybody's tried to steal Bill Gates' identity. That seems really stupid. I mean, the guy's not only well known, he must have a big pack of attack lawyers... with bees in their mouths, who shoot bees at you when they bark!

Ten points if you know what this is a reference to. If you don't, it probably seems pretty damn weird. And if you do, it may still seem pretty damn weird.